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• ROUGH, UNPOLISHED & READY TO WORK ON! - Made from grade-A quality unfinished pine wood, our Sorority/Fraternity paddles come to you naked and ready to be stained and decorated as you see fit. No cracks, no scratches, no knots - just a perfect Greek 15 inch paddle surface waiting for you to get utterly creative!
• WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET! - Yes, we realize that a little trick here and there or a touch of Photoshop could entice you more easily, but come on. Isn't it better to know that all our pictures are 100 authentic and you can know exactly the look and the shape of the unfinished Greek paddle you're gonna get? After all, it's all about trust and dignity for us.
• OFFER AN AUTHENTIC AMERICAN SORORITY GIFT OR FRATERNITY GIFT! - There's no room for games and gimmicks when it comes to American pride. Give your Littles or, why the heck not, your Big, a truly unique, memorable and out-of-the-ordinary present. Let them hang it outside their rooms, over their beds or wherever they like; as long as it's up and showing!
• BEST QUALITY MATERIALS & CONSTRUCTION! - When it comes to our Fraternity / Sorority paddles, we make a point of using nothing but superb quality, precision cut pine and state-of-the-art production processes, so that we can be certain that they rise up to our customers' highest standards, because our goal is your absolute satisfaction!
• WE TOTALLY GOT YOUR BACK! - We, at JoePaul's Crafts, mean business and that's why we have worked really hard to offer you the best quality wooden plank pine paddles your money can buy. But in the unlikely case that you aren't 100 satisfied with your purchase, don't sweat it; we offer you full money back guarantee and replacement! So there you go!

Get Your Hands On The Best Quality Wooden Greek Fraternity/Sorority Spanking Paddle By JoePaul's Texts Today! No worries mate, your search for the highest-end quality wooden paddle is now finally over. JoePaul has just the paddle you've been looking for; sturdy construction, high quality greek pine, 15" inches long with 3 different sizes for small, medium or large personalities! Original, Authentic & Honest! What you see is what you get - that's always the case with JoePaul's products, since we're no fans of tricks and schemes. You check out our pictures, you know what you're in for; an excellent wooden plank that will demonstrate and underline the value you hold for the American ways! Superior Construction Quality! When you are a person of principle, you want to offer your members the best damn Sorority/Fraternity paddles to hang into their dorms and showcase with pride. When you're a company of principle, you want to offer your customers exactly what they need and that's where these two worlds meet; JoePaul makes a point of using nothing but the best quality pine wood, so that we can be sure that our paddles are gonna stand tall through all the studying, parties and shenanigans during the absolute best years of your life! We Demand Your 100 Satisfaction - Or You Get Your Money Back! Let's be honest here, no company ever made it based on one-time customers. It's the loyal, satisfied, recurring clientele that will keep you going - and that's why, if you aren't perfectly satisfied with our products, we offer you full money back guarantee or replacement! What Are You Still Scrolling Down For? Hurry Up And Seal The Deal - Before Our Stock Vanishes!