UPC 745469116007

• 12 BOXED CHRISTMAS CARDS - Inside text reads "Merry Christmas. Dreams can come true! " This lady knows exactly what she wants for Christmas! As she sits on Santa's lap, she describes her dream man and her ideal body to him. Santa looks on, bewildered. That's going to require quite some magic! All boxed note card sets ship with envelopes & arrive in a reusable box.
• 4.75 x 6.625 GREETING CARD SET - These cards are printed in the US on premium, glossy paper. So not only are they hilarious but they are also high quality and durable. Give cards that your friends and family can laugh at and cherish. We offer a wide assortment of designs and art styles, offering a unique match for men and women looking for the right note card for their special, personal message.
• WISH A HAPPY HOLIDAYS - Inside these cards is plenty of writing room for your notes, inside jokes, or drawings. You can personalize them for just about any winter occasion or special recipient. Send party invites, family letters, or season's greetings. We offer greeting cards for all your winter events & occasions, including season's greetings, merry Christmas cards, & happy holiday cards.
• ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA for more than 39 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our Christmas greetings on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is a modern eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact.
• ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division - is an award winning signature brand. We're an American greetings cards & stationery publisher, based in NJ and family owned. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, our hallmark is 100 perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.

BOX SET OF 12 'RICH HUSBAND' CHRISTMAS CARDS, These hilarious Christmas cards feature an illustrative cartoon of a woman sitting on Old Saint Nicholas's lap. As she sits on his lap, she asks, "I want bigger tits, a smaller nose, a firmer ass, thinner thighs - and a rich husband who's dumber than a shoe and hung like a horse." Santa Claus stares at her, shocked. Hopefully, she'll get at least 1 thing on her list. Send these fun Christmas cards to all your friends and family members who want a smoking hot body and sexy husband. You can write your own personalized message inside to make your cards extra special. Order 'Rich Husband' Christmas cards today! OVER 38 YEARS OF EXCELLENCE, Known for our hilarious, funny cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products. NobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC . These high-quality, good as gold stationary cards are printed on-demand in the good old USA. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7, 000 hilarious stationary cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqu to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal assortments & card occasions. ...Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? - ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!